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H'all Things

87 Melton Street

Heywood Lancs


Tel: 07507 925 096

E-mail: h'

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If you have any Special Requests, such as an Anniversary or a Birthday, or any Additional Needs, please contact us to discuss and we will do our very best to work with you fill these - we want our show to be available to everyone!


Tickets are available as follows:


ADULT  (16+) - £5.00


CHILD (5 - 16) - £4.50 (Under 12 must be accompanied by an Adult)

CHILD (0 - 5) - Free*

FAMILY - £16.00 (Admits up to 4. No more than 2 Adults per ticket)

CARER (Accompanying a Ticket Holder) - FREE (Please Contact Us to arrange)

Please note that all seating in the venue is on one level. Due to this, Rear Block seats in rows J, K, L are offered at a £0.50 per ticket (£1.00 per family ticket) discount as some seats may have slightly restricted sight lines for some audience members, especially young children. 


Please bring your ticket confirmation with you. Bookings are non-refundable** once made. Tickets may also be purchased on the door, subject to availability.


The show may contain loud and sudden noises, sound effects and lighting changes, as well as occasional mildly disturbing themes and interactive content, which may not be suitable for very young or sensitive viewers. For the safety of both our cast and audience, all audience members will need to be able to remain seated for the duration of each Act (approximately 45 mins each). 


The venue is all on one level, and a number of Disabled Parking spaces are available. If you require this facility, please contact us in advance so that we can reserve a space (subject to availability). 

*Parents/Guardians may bring Children under the age of 5 years free of charge, provided they sit on a lap. If they will require their own seat, please buy a Child ticket. If you are intending to bring a Buggy, Stroller or Pram, this will need to be folded and stored during the performance - please ensure that this can be accomplished quickly and easily. Unfolded prams, strollers and buggies (except Additional Needs buggies) are not permitted into the auditorium. H'All Things accepts no responsibility for loss or damage to any items left, inc. buggies, prams and strollers.

** COVID 19

 In the event of a cancellation for any reason related to this, your ticket costs will be automatically refunded in full to your method of payment. To enable this, we are not accepting cash payments at this time.

We would be grateful if those who can, consider wearing a face covering whilst moving around the venue, and we ask that you not attend if you have symptoms of Covid.

If you are unable to attend the performance because you are self isolating following a positive test or whilst waiting for a test result, and you would like a refund, please contact us to arrange.

If social distancing rules are reinstated at any time prior to performance date, we will apply the following:

We will seek to automatically increase distancing to existing bookings, and will impose it on all future bookings automatically.

If we cannot do this (e.g. because capacity is now exceeded), we will add additional performances, beginning with a matinee show on the same date, and seek to move affected audience members to that date. Bookings will be given priority in the order they were made, oldest to most recent. Any bookings which cannot be moved or accommodated will be cancelled and a full refund issued.



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